Heroes "A Clear and Present Danger"

How far into the future did Heroes jump again?

This episode was the most chore-rific to watch yet. My eyes were closing as I watched, I had to force them open.

Why is Ali Larter still on this show? She is a terrible actress and her character doesn't matter. When you list the heroes, she is always the one you forget. So as much as I hate Nathan, I have to applaud him for getting that bitch shot with a dart. Good job, Nate. But what are they doing with the dart-ed people?

No wonder Claire's Texan, she teases those roots for supreme volume. Fly, Claire, fly with that balloon of inflated hair on top of your head!

"In Heroes, no one ever dies... except the black people. The Haitian's still alive, even though they haven't given him a real name yet."

Sassy blonde who is not Kristen Bell has gotten tres annoying.

And right on, Heroes, you enforce those racial stereotypes. You go for it, Tim Kring, make Mohinder drive that taxi. Not only does it echo his father's past, but what other character would they make drive a cab? Seriously, Mr. Kring?

Who is this sketchy new bad-guy henchman of Nathan's? And why must they always make Noah so sketchy and evil. Not okay. 

I'm proud Mohinder still has powers, but wisdom is not one of them. He used the open window of a cab door to shield himself from the deadly darts. It didn't work so well.

I love the turtle spirit guide and African black man. I'm so glad they're back, if only as an illusion of Matt's. Last episode, African black man was wearing a Universal Studios Orlando shirt. Sweet. Best costumed character of the entire show.

Ps. Hiro, why must you be such a cockblock? The Ando-cycle was really working for Ando. God knows he needs that poon. Then Hiro had to go get his dumb ass darted and captured.

What's in those darts and where can I get some? Better yet, what's in that Sylar and where can I get some?

Who the fuck is Rachel Mills, survivor of Pinehearst Explosion? Word to the creators, STOP WITH THE WEB SERIES! They make everything more confusing. 

When they paraded IV-moustached Claire into the airplane hangar, I could swear to Alllllalalalala that Verne Troyer was her body double.

Enough with this locking-the-Titans in an enclosed location. Those bitches are gonna bust out like my friend's case of mono.

But the last five minutes actually got better: until the strength of Mohinder and Peter's love kept Peter alive.

And starting next week, LOST- Heroes style. "It starts with a spectacular plane crash..."

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