Here is what I noticed while watching tonight's episode:
The bumbling security guards provided for comedic effect are wonderful- they deserve more airtime.
Queenie looks like a cheap knockoff of Robin Wright Penn.
Poor straight-edge Dah-veed. Little baggies make him sweat uncomfortably.
Dirty Mistress has uncomfortably high cheekbones. Kingy-poo's money probably provided more than enough money for plastic surgery to make that possibly. But I'm not being unjustly judgemental. When a show is as boring thusfar as this episode, I HAVE to find things to amuse myself.
MICHAEL ARDEN!!!! Prince Chuck Bass' lover gave this show a whole new level of cred.
Sickboy Bastard Child should just die. It'd make things a whole lot easier. And it would provide just enough internal conflict for Kingy-poo that it'll make for good-ish tv.
Rich man didn't want to see Michelle's cooter? He chose the King's socks instead. Good choice, homo. (I love the gays. It's a term of endearment)
DIE SICKBOY DIE!!!
That car "crash" was fucking awesome. And as anti-animal cruelty as I am, the fact that the King of the Wrinkles hit a deer was hilarious.
I have come to the conclusion that Prince Chuck Bass is a masochist. How else can you explain what happened at the cluuuub?
The last 15 minutes were good.
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